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[00:18.53]You could say I'm plastered, 'cause I hit the wall
[00:24.02]I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
[00:29.44]Well, I been a boozin' bastard
[00:31.50]They're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, I can't touch anyone
[00:35.00]With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
[00:37.71]Never mind, I'm drunk
[00:39.72]Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
[00:42.63]For an EKG for the broken-hearted
[00:46.39]I'd try to see the glass as half full
[00:49.38]But I'd probably just drink that too
[00:54.17]Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
[01:01.35]Well, I'm the reason they call it an "Irish Goodbye"
[01:04.60]And I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
[01:07.34]Well, I bet that the bottle of brandy's so bitter'd
[01:08.94]Be better than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself
[01:10.76]Sorry if I slur
[01:12.40]Take my anxiety and my sobriety
[01:15.08]I'll kill two birds with one stoner
[01:18.50]So if you see me please, take my keys
[01:20.90]I don't wanna be an organ donor
[01:23.66]Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
[01:26.14]For an EKG for the broken-hearted
[01:29.99]I'd try to see the glass as half full
[01:33.09]But I'd probably just drink that too
[01:37.63]Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
[01:46.30]Well, I'm going down, and I'm taking you with me
[01:51.56]I'm bringing the water to the horse
[01:57.09]So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
[02:02.97]So I can clone it and have a little more, haha
[02:29.59]Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
[02:32.65]For an EKG for the broken-hearted
[02:36.50]I'd try to see the glass as half full
[02:39.31]Even when I'm empty, half full
[02:42.29]I try to see the glass as half full
[02:45.11]But I'd probably just-
[02:47.22](Aah!)
[02:49.90]Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
[02:55.03]I'd probably just drink that too
[02:57.86]99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
[03:01.71]You take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:06.33]76 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
[03:10.53]You take on down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
[03:15.66](W!)