[00:14.56] In lipstick on the mirror
[00:17.35] Are the lyrics to my obituary
[00:20.63] In iambic pentameter, followed parameter
[00:24.24] Cross my eyes, dot my T's
[00:26.60] I was delivered holding scissors
[00:29.98] I live deliberately, I'm a quitter
[00:33.45] And a winner anyway
[00:36.49] 'Cause I never agreed to participate in this game
[00:40.73] Won't follow my dreams
[00:42.98] No, they've all got me waking up screaming
[00:46.11] I can let them go from me
[00:49.16] After all, there's no "I" in team
[00:51.75] And I'd rather be normal, yes, so normal
[00:55.56] I suggest that we keep this informal
[00:58.92] 'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
[01:04.45] To pretend to be normal, to be normal
[01:08.44] Well, I guess that's the least that I owe ya
[01:11.62] To be normal in a way I couldn't be, yeah
[01:18.64] C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
[01:22.96] 
[01:34.10] If I could live in third person
[01:37.30] Well, I don't think life would be much worse than it is
[01:40.71] In the current tense, presently, this sentence ending with
[01:44.13] Question marks or dot dot dot
[01:46.63] Is it courageous or escapist
[01:49.79] To leave the quarantine when you're contagious?
[01:53.68] It may just be a cold
[01:56.37] And besides I don't wanna get old, yeah
[02:00.45] I drank myself to death
[02:02.60] To be the afterlife of the party
[02:05.93] When the afterparty came
[02:09.15] I was rolling in my grave!
[02:11.97] And I'd rather be normal, yes, so normal
[02:15.69] I suggest that we keep this informal
[02:18.98] 'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
[02:24.30] To pretend to be normal, to be normal
[02:28.49] Well, I guess that's the least that I owe ya
[02:31.66] To be normal in a way I couldn't be, yeah
[02:38.54] C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
[02:42.80] 
[02:54.79] Now this is the part of the song where I like to talk to my audience
[02:57.89] I like to tell 'em there's something I want from you hep cats tonight
[03:00.83] I want you to look to your left, look to your right
[03:02.60] Your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight
[03:06.06] And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities
[03:08.09] Those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils of the beautiful eyes of the beautiful
[03:11.97] Boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight
[03:14.79] And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel
[03:16.84] I want you to tell 'em that you love the way they so seamlessly, like-a-dream-fully
[03:21.00] So beautifully, oh so dutifully
[03:23.61] Jam that square peg in the round hole in their heart
[03:26.49] I want you to tell 'em that you love the way
[03:28.31] That they don't stick out like sore middle fingers
[03:30.32] That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve
[03:32.30] Stick their flag in the peak, and slide their way back down
[03:35.83] I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive
[03:38.55] Not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent, but rather that you love them
[03:42.30] Exactly the way that everybody else is!
[03:45.82] I was nothing before
[03:48.22] So I couldn't have asked to be born
[03:52.35] I'll be nothing again
[03:54.72] So what am I between now and then?
[03:58.76] Is there nothing to fear?
[04:01.30] Cause shit's getting weird
[04:04.59] So to God who made this man
[04:07.25] You better have one hell of a plan
[04:10.38] I'd rather be normal, yes, so normal
[04:14.09] I suggest that we keep this informal
[04:17.15] 'Cause a normal human being wouldn't need, no
[04:22.85] To pretend to be normal, to be normal
[04:26.94] Well, I guess that's the least that I owe ya
[04:30.14] To be normal in a way that I could never be
[04:34.45] Yeah-ah-ah
[04:36.88] C'mon, c'mon, yeah, I said c'mon, yeah
[04:40.14] C'mon, c'mon, yeah, I said c'mon, yeah
[04:43.21] C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
[04:47.57] Whoa-whoa-whoa, yeah-yeah, whoa, yeah
[04:52.82] C'mon, c'mon, and love me...
[04:58.92] Normally
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